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Humorous Service With Funny Sermon Illustrations

By Andrea Davidson


Funny sermon illustrations make services lively and help the preacher to put the readings in perspective. They may be used at the beginning, in the middle or the end of a homily. They lift the mood of the congregation and help the people to refocus after a long session. Experts have suggested that they are more memorable than the plain sermon and have a long lasting effect.

They come in different categories to cover for the needs of each group of faithful. Some are perfect for children, adults, elderly, mothers, fathers, etc. Others can be used across generations and still have the expected impact. It is important for pastors to ensure that they deliver the right illustration to the right people and at the right time. Some are perfect for Christmas while others are fit for Easter.

A session for couples would enjoy this story where a son was sitting by the door with his head fallen. The dad was concerned as he returned to the house and enquired in a low tone. The son turned to him and indicated that whatever he said should remain between them. The father would be surprised when the son said that just like him, he could not stand the woman inside the house. It is a caution on how couples should be careful with the things they say around their children.

Some followers offer all manner of justifications for not attending church. One of them only attended once a year during Christmas. The pastor met him at the door and as usual welcomed him to the army of the lord. He then went on to enquire why he was absent all the year. He responded that he had enlisted in the secret service of the army and thus has been participating underground.

The mechanical nature of responses given by faithful during services became a matter of concern one morning when the sound system developed a problem. On normal days, the pastor would open with the words, The Lord Be With You. The normal response was, And Also With You. On the fateful morning, this pastor would not begin with the usual opening but would point out that the microphone was faulty. The congregation in their normal mechanical response replied, And Also With You.

There are important days in the life of a religious man. They are baptism, wedding and burial. The funny part is that on the first day, people will throw water. On his wedding day, they will throw grains of rice. By the time he is dying, they are fed up and can only throw dust.

For pastors, a wife came home tired from Christmas festivities. The husband, who was a pastor, could not understand since it was he who delivered all the sermons and not the wife. You can imagine the shock when the wife said, It is me who had to listen to all of them.

Funny sermon illustrations will make homilies memorable and practical. Faithful can easily follow the flow during the session and have something to discuss after church. After all, the same verse can be given different meanings when the approach is altered through an illustration.




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